What is Onederland?
Well, friends it is a magical, mystical, mythical place I once lived in many years ago. It a place I have mounted a pilgrimage to return to.
Okay, let me explain it without all the fog and mystery. Onederland for me is a place on the scale where my weight begins with a 1. It is also a place in my closet where all the sizes on my clothing begin with a 1. Right now I live in Twotown. I don't like it here. I just got here but I haven't unpacked my bags. I don't intend to be here long. At my first opportunity, I am moving out.
Yes, sadly I moved here from Threeville. Can you believe it? I lived in Threeville for a number of years but this year I decided to move out. We don't have to discuss my address in Threeville. Let's just rejoice and say I don't live there anymore and I ain't moving back!
I began this quest in January to find Onderland. I know it's there, I used to live there. I am going back. It was a lovely place.
Follow me as I continue my pilgrimage to Onderland.
